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For those of you that haven't yet come to the realization that the blogs of the NECS and Team Seagal are a treasure trove of useless but interesting information well it is time to stop seeking your knowledge from second rate sources like Wikpedia and Google and instead turn your to the two greatest sources of random and meaningless knowledge.
Today we bring you resourceful information from south of the Mason-Dixon line –

Apparently when a woman wants to pick up in a bar she doesn’t pass the bartender a note with her phone number. Instead, and this happened to me, the note read “please wash your hands after urinating ☺”. Go figure, is it a golden shower thing?

Some of the women are so fat and dumb they don’t know they are pregnant until they go to the emergency room with stomach cramps, find out they are in labor and go home with a baby. (true story from my nephew, it was his step sister).

The women of Team Seagal are some serious bad asses. Recall from this candid story of Middle Fork how they go into battle armed with the finest cutlery, well this recent shot of Orin "Arm Baby" Boyd's better half was sent my way showing just how skilled one can be with a knife.Lesson learned, when they tell you to take out the trash don’t wait for halftime.