WTF, we here at the NECS pride ourselves on bringing you the most accurate and often useless information to help pass the time on Mt Kohler. This time we have to apologize to not only you, the readers, but to one of our own - Braveheart. Seems that during the tragic Whitney Houston hotel room party, one of our formerly trusted paparazzi (turns out he works for Rupert Murdoch's The Sun and was a part of the wire tapping scandal) sent us what turns out to be a cheap photoshop candid of a beer swilling bum from S. Alameda St skid row in Los Angeles happily enjoying a Mexican Budweiser with Braveheart's head stuck on top.
You can imagine the shock we were in seeing this photo and knowing that Braveheart is normally a connoisseur of fine hoppy microbrews. It turns out that rather then rubbing elbows and crack pipes with Bobby Brown & Co, our Braveheart was rocking away to Top Chef's band - Rocco's Midlife Crisis - at Bar East right in the heart of NYC. We were able to obtain this image from the surveillance camera hard drive which clearly shows Braveheart, in top fitness for the upcoming Tour of the Battenkill, enjoying none other then a Keegan's Ale Hurricane Kitty.
You can imagine the shock we were in seeing this photo and knowing that Braveheart is normally a connoisseur of fine hoppy microbrews. It turns out that rather then rubbing elbows and crack pipes with Bobby Brown & Co, our Braveheart was rocking away to Top Chef's band - Rocco's Midlife Crisis - at Bar East right in the heart of NYC. We were able to obtain this image from the surveillance camera hard drive which clearly shows Braveheart, in top fitness for the upcoming Tour of the Battenkill, enjoying none other then a Keegan's Ale Hurricane Kitty.
2 comments:
This is clearly a photoshopped moment! I would, uh - I mean, Braveheart would never stoop so low! Retract this photo in the name of honorable journalism! Or at least go all the way and retouch out the belly!
You are so correct and we have managed to correct the story.
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