Beer Cross 2010 Spokecards/Party Favors

As my good friends and fellow warriors of the midwest can attest, spokecards are a highly prized commodity and not cheap to produce - you know how much beer the Mayor requires for laminating these babies, a lot and it has to be good. Keep in mind there is a limited number of these bad boys to go around so I don't want you crying like MacGyver at 628 if you don't register in time to procure what will be the dominate race number on your wall. I won't tell you how many there are to go around but it's not a lot and the slots are filling fast (and no special, that number makes me ride better, requests). To date the following astute collectors of riding memoriabilia have been assured of ownership -

#1 - Senor Agua
#2 - Braveheart
#3 - Raveinator
#4 - Infantile Tom
#5 - Anonymous Special Guest Rider
#6 - Tom "Hobo Slayer" Hill
#7 - Obamador
#8 - Jocelyn Linscott
#9 - Mike Montalbano
#10 - Another Anonymous Special Guest Rider
#11 - Jim Boyd
#12 - Bunny Rabbit (so excited he registered twice!)
#13 - Jeff Baringer (friend and lover of the bunny)
#14 - John Vicari
#15 - Adam James
#16 - Mikesquatch
#69* - C-Dubs
#420* - Top Chef
#El Jefe* - The Mayor
* - Limited edition spokecards are not indicative of the total number available

Race Day Schedule
9:00 - Meet at Dark Horse Cycles for preride PBR
9:15 - Rollout for prerace road ride (race bikes and costumes mandatory on ride)
10:30 - Prerace meeting & start getting shithoused
10:45 - LeMans start
11:15 - Race ends
11:30 - Judges decision and awards ceremony

In addition to the spoke cards we want to ensure there is enough fine, tasty PBR, Egg Nog or sliders for everyone to slam down their pieholes each lap. And of course once your done puking your guts out we want to make sure there is a big enough hero and plenty of pasta to refill your empty stomachs. So get out there and respond either by email or blog comment to secure your number and help us figure out just how big a party to plan for. No using the childern as an excuse not to come, we will supply dog cages and a radiator with leashes to tie the kids up and to. Currently negotiations are progressing with Katie Couric to come and cover the event so there is an obscure chance that Mikesquatch might be released from the dungeon to come play.