2nd Annual Beer Cross - The Non Rules

With less the 6 weeks to go it's time to get more excited then our Chihuahua friend, perhaps this excited - This year we have bowed to the pressures of the non drinking contingent, not that this will make it any more pleasant or easier for those heretics, and will provide several options and a number of dizzy bats. Also there will be primo, never before given out swag for all that register and limited edition spoke cards to the first 25 entrants (so no pissing and moaning if you don't have one of these to hang on your wall).Without any further ado here are this year's non rules -
30 minute race
Alcohol consumption can be substituted for non drinkers - 1 beer = 10x around the dizzy bat or 12oz of eggnog or 6 sliders
Non Racers will be DSQed for not doing one of the options
Serious racers will automatically be DSQed (this is a non race)
No penalty for puking (in fact it could move you up in the overall standings)
Costumes Mandatory – 10 minute or 3 beer penalty at the start for not wearing one the entire race (and if you come in kit and claim to be a racer I will personally piss on you)
LeMans Start
Mandatory beer/10x dizzy bat/12 oz eggnog/6 sliders prior to mounting bikes
Mandatory beer/10x dizzy bat/12 oz eggnog/6 sliders per lap
Dismounting mandatory at the Growler Barriers (2 beer/20x dizzy bat/24 oz eggnog/12 sliders per lap per barrier penalty for not dismounting)
First across the finish line in the riding portion has to do a shot of tequila/20x dizzy bat/24 oz eggnog/12 sliders
Winner is determined by fastest time/most beer consumed/best costume and race committee's discretion