Having sworn off the racing circuit doesn't mean one can't non race a race, which is what I fully intend to do at this year's Wildcat 100. I mean really, how can you pass up a NUE Series race when the start is 20 minutes from your house and the course gives you a bailout point less then a mile from home and a man cave full of IPAs. Being careful to protect the immune system from another round of Lyme's I have opted for the sit on the couch and eat bon bons training program but to make things really interesting I am going to let you, the esteemed well educated (compliments of this blog) cyclist vote on my ride for the event (a no I won't ride a f*#kin' TT bike, I just want to see how many jerks pick it) and you have the option to make multiple selections.
And with that I present the options -
The Wrist Snapper Singlespeed
The Tried & True Race Veteran
Cx Madness
Sheer Stupidity
Billy's Mother
6 comments:
The Veteran! The Veteran! No, wait the Singlespeed! No, the Veteran!
Yes the Veteran is like an old pair of sweatpants, really comfy and an old friend.
As the only Singlspeed rider on the course last year, I can tell you that it is NOT a Singlspeed bike race. However, since you are non-racing, you should roll the wrist snapper for the start of the race, and strategically hide Billy's mother in the bushes. When you've spun all you can spin, ride Billy's mom all the way home.
As the only Singlspeed rider on the course last year, I can tell you that it is NOT a Singlspeed bike race. However, since you are non-racing, you should roll the wrist snapper for the start of the race, and strategically hide Billy's mother in the bushes. When you've spun all you can spin, ride Billy's mom all the way home.
As the only Singlspeed rider on the course last year, I can tell you that it is NOT a Singlspeed bike race. However, since you are non-racing, you should roll the wrist snapper for the start of the race, and strategically hide Billy's mother in the bushes. When you've spun all you can spin, ride Billy's mom all the way home.
Rather then strategically hiding Billy's mom in the bushes I will strategically hide in Billy's moms bush! What do you think about a Cx or is that more insane then the single?
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