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Wednesday, April 20, 2011
MFXC - Time To Rumble
With SSAP in the books it's time to head to the great Midwest, land of Budweiser and PBR for some serious ass kicking, wrist snapping fun. We'll have almost as much fun as Steven.
I would strongly recommend an orthopedic surgeon be on hand for this one. I sense a massive wave of snapped wrists in the Middle Fork region on May Day.
I hope that Toscani hasn't been a total jerk and deceived me with tales of golden fast single track in MF! Dry or wet it is going to be time to party with the rest of the crew. Your presence will truly be missed, we will pay homage by burning Chinese incense.
A special thanks to the manufacturers listed below whose contributions have helped make it all happen.
Independent Fabrication
The gang at IF made bikes so beautiful they could be in a museum. Bottom line is if you don't put a leg over one of these fabulous frames you are already at a disadvantage.
Jerk Social Club
For providing the inspriation to be crazy
Race Results
2013 Bender At The Bluff - 1st Team
2013 Beer Cx - 1st Place
2012 Burnin At The Bluff - 4th Coed
2012 D2R2 - DNS
2012 Dark Horse 40 - DNS
2012 - W101 - 10 for 10, Who Cares What Place
2012 - NECS Gran Fondo - Supreme Leader
2012 Hilly Billy Roubaix - DNS
2012 - SInglespeed-a-Palooza - DNF & Retired
2012 - Tour of the Battenkill - 12th 45+ Blue
2102 - Chinaman 100 - Shanghai'ed
2011 - Wilderness 101 - 14th Masters
2011 - NECS Grand Fondo - Everyone Was A Winner
2011 - MFXC Non Race - Who Knows, It Was A Non Race
2011 - Singlespeed-a-Palooza - Chum
2010 - Beer Cross - Blotto
2010 - 6 Hours of Cathedral Pines - 1st Solo Masters/27th Overall
2010 - 628 Challenge - 1st Overall
2010 - Phantom Phest - 2nd Masters
2010 - Vermont 50 - DNS (Injury)
2010 - Wilderness 101 - 8th Masters (Course PR)
2010 Singlespeed-a-Palooza - Who knows but I had fun
4 comments:
Cant't wait till MFXC homboi! Ttocs, Nico, and I wish you a happy 420 and can't wait to shred some of MO's finest wit your jerkass! JERK!
I would strongly recommend an orthopedic surgeon be on hand for this one. I sense a massive wave of snapped wrists in the Middle Fork region on May Day.
It looks like you will be having a wet fork while I have some dry Whiskey. Make those jerks feed you Dos Primos Dip. It'll blow your mind. Jerk
I hope that Toscani hasn't been a total jerk and deceived me with tales of golden fast single track in MF! Dry or wet it is going to be time to party with the rest of the crew. Your presence will truly be missed, we will pay homage by burning Chinese incense.
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