Monday, September 27, 2010

Top O De Box

Well NECS loyalistas we come to you with the most exciting of news. Refining her skills through countless hours of training in the dojo, Mrs Dubs upholds the honors of the NECS, standing on the top of the box.
While the past racing has produced some great times for the NECS, the trophy bagging is about this bad over the past couple seasons
All that changed this weekend as Mrs. Cuds waded into her second tri of the season. The lake, sans snapping turtles and water mocossins, proved to be the hardest leg. Getting caught in the swiftfoot current along the banks of the lake Mrs. CDubs came out of the water a bit disadvantaged as the bikes rolled out of transition. Countless laps of training over the course paid off in a fast time and a close battle out of the transition to the run with Hairy Eye Ball Lisa who made countless attempts to body block the trail as they headed into the woods. Pacing like an expectant father as I fulfilled my role of bottle bitch, I scanned the trail for signs of Hairy and Mrs. C. Then out of the woods the Mrs. appear with the competition about 50 yards ahead. Suddenly vision of the Pancake and I feared that someone might get their lights punched out at the finish. A believer in karma the Mrs. did the right thing and held back crossing the line in honor.
Rumor has it she was heard to say "if that bitch is in my age class I'll kill myself. Alas she was in another class with the Mrs. taking home the hardware.The Mrs. and the infamous "Podium Dress"

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