Beer Cross Non Participants (aka Hawaiian Mike Davidson)

Seems this is becoming all to common but here we go again. The day before Beer Cross we were hanging out at the shop and decided it was time for the usual Dark Horse Cycles Saturday drunken phone call and the winner was Hawaiian Mike Davidson.
After the usual banter everyone at the shop was pumped up to hear Hawaiian Mike confirm that he was "absolutely in" and "wouldn't miss it for the world". There was more enthusiasim in his voice then a 14 year old about to lose his virginity. Well we guess there was a case of premature - well you know what - and come race day guess who didn't show up. Here is what our (my) twisted minds came up with for plausible excuses -

Cheerleading At The NAMBLA RallyGiving The Weekly PedicureCleaing Up His Man CavePost Dump DetoxHoney Do'sMore Honey Do'sAnd Even More Honey Do'sPaying The Price For Not Folding The Laundry Correctly