Beer Cross

So here we are with one week to go to the greatest Non Race of the century - are you in or out? This weekend saw countless hours of toil by Braveheart and C-Dubs, creating number plates that are sure to grace the walls of the Guggenheim. Here is a glimpse of Braveheart, after hours of Dales and gogi berry chasers working on the plates. For those that are in there is a total of 25 of these limited edition number plates that are there for the taking to the first to register. Oh yeah registration starts at 10:00 am and ends when we are all ready to race.

Beer Cross '09 - Play By The Non Rules

The format is pretty straight forward, race and drink. Here are the non rules

6 lap race
Alcohol consumption can be substituted for non drinkers - 1 beer = 10x around the dizzy bat
Non Racers will be DSQed for not doing one or the other
No penalty for puking
Costumes Mandatory – 10 minute or 3 beer penalty at the start for not wearing one the entire race
LeMans Start
Mandatory beer prior to mounting bikes
Mandatory beer per lap
Dismounting mandatory at the Growler Barriers (2 beer per barrier penalty for not dismounting)
Skipping the Tea Totaler Teeter Totter is 1 beer or 1 shot (tequila) penalty
First across the finish line in the riding portion has to do a shot of tequila
Winner is determined by fastest time/most beer consumed/best costume and Mayor's discretion

Interesting Moments From Moab

With any of these trips there is always those moments that don't really fit into the story but at the time were amusing enough to warrant taking a picture so here you go......
A Mayoral Moment
Visit from the ChinamanKing TuckHere's To Getting F.I.S.T.ed

NECS Non Race #2 - Dark Horse Cycles 1st Annual Beer Cross

It's official - if you are a connisseur of the bizarre (you have to be if you hang out with C-Dubs) and a member of the Dark Horse Racing team then this is the event for you!!!!! To kick off the winter non race season and to christen the new home of Dark Horse Cycles, the NECS in conjunction with Dark Horse Cycles, will be hosting the first annual Dark Horse Cycles/NECS Beer Cross Non Race.
The rules are simple, first non racer to complete the 6 laps wins. To get to the finish there will be a number of obstacles to navigate with the highlights being the Growler Barrier, the Tea Totaler Teeter Totter, and the PBR per lap check point (for those that do not drink we will offer the dizzy baseball bat option). Costumes are mandatory and will be supplied from the racks of the new Dark Horse Cycle Barn. Final results will be certified by the Mayor and bribing of the judge is highly encouraged.
This is one not to miss and has received the C-Dubs "This is Truly the Stupidest Thing I Have Done" certification.