tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60876666452289447702024-03-13T02:21:30.808-04:00New East Coast SyndicateA Jerk Social Club Subsidiary - Superior Attitude Superior State of MindUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger306125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-435355984180063122014-08-04T06:13:00.004-04:002014-08-05T20:30:25.747-04:00Get Ready For A Hectic End of Non Race Season ScheduleGet your riding/partying non race shoes on, here is what the MRC has in store for you in the month of August -<br />
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<u>Saturday 8/23 - Chinaman 100k (aka Kenny Chin 100K)</u><br />
Beautiful scenery<br />
Only one climb (yeah it is about 10 miles long)<br />
A death defying descent (see the Gran Fondo KoM, Braveheart, show off his gravitational skills)<br />
Espresso stop at Grace - ah duh, this is the MRC<br />
A BBQ to rival all BBQs hosted by the infamous Top Chef<br />
Hot tub heaven on Mr & Mrs Top Chef's back deck<br />
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<u>Saturday 8/30 - Red Neck Roubaix</u><br />
Venture to the home state of Jerry Sandusky for some amazing gravel grinding<br />
A rare appearance by the one and only Mayor<br />
Yet another MRC BBQ<br />
Beer, beer and moar beer<br />
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<u>Saturday 9/20 - Beer Cross</u><br />
The non race responsible for all this insanity<br />
A party like no other party<br />
Water ballon gauntlet<br />
Run through the barn party pit stop<br />
Bonfire<br />
Beer, beer, beer and even moar beer<br />
A massive celebration as Braveheart joins the "Fuck You 50s"<br />
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Keep you eyeballs glued to this blog and your Facebook pages for moar details, these are events that if you miss you will want to inflict maximum pain on yourself for being so stooped.<br />
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-68588417117319094642014-08-04T05:43:00.001-04:002014-08-04T05:43:22.698-04:00Gran Fondo - Powered By Excitement<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Hello there <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rabid%20fangirl">rabid fangirls</a> and loyalistas of the NECS, once again we are rather tardy in bringing what is sure to be a spellbinding non race report from the 6th annual NECS/MRC Gran Fondo but there is good reason. So infamous is our event in the close knit world of non racing that coverage of the event was spearheaded by these two characters.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The influential friends and bank accounts of the MRC were able to convince NBC Sports to leave the reporting duties of that second tier race, the Tour de France, in the capable hands of Bobkie and Christian and once the final circuits of the Champs were done the following non race report was quickly penned.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Arriving at NECS HQ all the riders were greeted by our official mascot, Towelie, who wanted to make sure that nobody forgot to bring a towel for the post ride BBQ. So inspired were the MRC board of directors that there was a super secret board meeting being held behind these very doors as the paparazzi were snapping shots. And this was no ordinary board meeting, the very direction of the remaining non race series was being discussed over red leafed lettuce and <a href="http://shop.beekman1802.com/products/beekman-1802-blaak-cheese">Beekman 1802 blaak cheese</a> (from the Amsterdam store).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Full up with the required provisions the board came out to the shareholders meeting and quickly assessed that this was the perfect group for the days rolling terrain where the pack would put in a hard day of non racing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">After pleasantries were passed among the peleton and the first of the rollers appeared it was if the dogs had been unleashed and immediately our beloved Braveheart was dancing on the pedals up the climb to Trapps bridge. Top Chef and C-Dubbs looked at each other, turned to Makers Mark and commented that it was going to be a hard day of non racing. Clearly Braveheart was laying down the foundations for a run at the polka dot jersey. In no time most were on the rivet and early signs of the troubles to come emerged as riders were tailed off the back on the final ramp up to the bridge.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Due to the torrid pace we arrived at the High Falls "feed zone" in record time before the crowds had an opportunity to congregate on the roadside and cheer on the warriors of the asphalt. As with all MRC non races the "musettes" consisted of pastries and single or double espressos. Like panting dogs in the heat of August drinking any liquid around the challengers for the Lantern Rouge stepped up (with the pace Braveheart was setting that was most of us) and went for the triple espressos.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fired up on the high octane beans of goodness we passed the infamous ice caves of Rosendale where even on the hottest days of summer the flow of cold air is so fierce everyone was <a href="http://teamseagal.blogspot.com/p/glossary.html">blastin nips</a> as we rode by.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Revived by the cooling powers of the mighty caves Braveheart continued riding on courage as he assaulted the climb up the Keator Ave climb and continued the blazing a lonely trail up front on the run down Springtown Road. With Dubbs drilling it at the front of the chasing pack, Makers Mark knows a good wheel and was right on me like a fly on shit making sure everyone was going forward as one in an attempt to chase down Braveheart.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Powered by excitement, Braveheart continued drilling it all the way down Brunswick Road to the base of the feared Shaft Road climb. Sucking his wheel the whole way Dubbs had planned on making his move for glory as everyone turned onto Shaft but right away Braveheart was going full gas for the summit. Slowly clawing back to his rear wheel Dubbs received "the look" and was dropped, right there we all knew we were racing for second place and there was no stopping the crazed Scotsman. With Obamador guiding Long Lost Rich to the summit Braveheart sealed the KoM with two seconds and a first.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With the group wilting under the Scotsman's brutal pace our new "Patron of the Peleton" guided us back to HQ where rounds of the Peruvian beer drinking game Sapos commenced. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And moar NECS/MRC branded swag was handed out to ensure maximum enjoyment of the ice cold beers. It was at this point that Braveheart learned that the pain one dishes out to win the KoM does come full circle. This year the prize for winning the KoM was a choice - a game of <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roshambo">roshambo</a> with the non race organizer or chug two pints (which Braveheart quickly and happily consumed).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Remember gone are the painfests of past Gran Fondos and despite the Scotsman putting the hurt on everyone during the climbs this truly was a kinder and gentler Fondo. Keep that in mind and make sure to have this one on the calendar next year.</span><br />
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#Not Over 40</div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-34778456821402514292014-07-06T20:22:00.000-04:002014-07-06T20:22:05.487-04:00Roll Call<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Okay you losers, here is the list of intelligent people that know where their bread is buttered (Bread Alone) and where the espresso will be poured (High Falls Coffee Shop)…don't be a loser and miss this incredible non event -</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Top Chef</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mrs Top Chef (aka Rose Queen)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alright you maggots, it's time to drop and give me 60. I don't care if it's 60 miles, 60 pushups or 60 ounces of beer, just bring a 6 pack and let me know by email, text or blog comment if you are in so we have a head count. Don't forget there will be a valuable door prize for everyone that does make it and a Gran Fondo of a prize for the overall non winner.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-14902975389366294812014-06-26T20:00:00.001-04:002014-07-01T19:11:59.472-04:00MRC Non Racer Pulled From Gran Fondo<div style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">In a bizarre incident, police stopped and arrested a Latin American rider while he was leading Spain’s most prestigious gran fondo, the Quebrantahuesos event, across the Pyrénées on Saturday.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Señor Agua Caliente had won the first two editions of Beer Cross and was dipping his wick in a first try the popular event but was yanked from the race 30km from the finish by agents from Spain’s Guardia Civil when he was poised to win yet another growler of fine crafted beer.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">According to reports in the Spanish media, the presence of Señor Agua Caliente raised the ire of event organizers. Caliente had been banned for life in recumbent crit racing for doping infractions, and also had previously served a ban as a pro partier when showed up for a non race in a chicken suit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The Spanish daily <em style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">MARCA</em> reported that organizers did not invite Caliente to compete, but he reportedly earned a spot in the 205km gran fondo by lottery. When event officials saw that he was in position to win as one of a leading pair of riders, police intervened to remove him from the race about 30km from the finish line.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Event officials cited their “right of admission” to rationalize their dramatic step to remove Caliente, who created a polemic among the Spanish cycling community when he was allowed to race last year and won the elite event.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">According to a report on the Spanish wire service <em style="border: 0px; box-sizing: border-box; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">EFE</em>, agents tried three times to stop Caliente during the event. When he was finally detained in the town of Hoz de Jaca, he was later transported to a local bar and served countless pitchers to weigh down his wooden leg and hinder his chances of escaping.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">More than 10,000 cyclists participated in the event over the weekend, including former pros Miguel Indurain and Abraham Olano.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">For more in depth dirt on this spectacular event make sure to be at the non starting line 7/12 for a 9:00 roll.</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-5238632457089399392014-06-23T19:17:00.002-04:002014-06-23T19:17:20.111-04:00Moar Gran Fondo Updates<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The mark of a truly great rider is the ability to focus on the task at hand no matter what the level of adversity. As you can see from this shot there are MRCistas that are taking the Gran Fondo almost as serious as some of the <a href="http://velonews.competitor.com/2012/08/news/in-search-of-relevance-a-cat-3-turns-to-epo-and-hgh_232611">jerks that actually dope for these type of events</a>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So serious is this event viewed on the East Coast circuit that Velonews recently pulled Andrew Hood off the Tour de Suisse coverage and flew him all the way in from Europe to get the inside skinny on just what makes this event so spectacular.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dubbs: No problem Andrew, we are pretty laid back here at the MRC/NECS</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">VN: Your Fondo is going on right as the TdF pushes into the high mountains for the first time, do you see this as drawing interest and participation away from the event?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dubbs: Not really, we offer the opportunity for our riders to get high in the mountains as well, uh I mean get into the high mountains (of the Catskills). It really is all a matter of preference, french roast coffee and red wine or kick ass on-the-course espressos and the finest micro brewed craft beers. Hell we don't have any tolerance for that Euro kind of shit, unless of course it is a Colnago. C'mon, which would you rather do, wheelchair quarterback a climb in the Alps with Phil Liggett or get on board a man train along the Wallkill river powered by excitement and a cooler full of beers at the end. Besides we don't have random drug testing, only random drug taking.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">VN: Your comments tend to make one think this is a fast and loose event with anything going.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dubbs: Not quite, we run a tight ship. With a steep 6 pack entry fee everyone is expected to consume some mind altering substance along the ride. To ensure a good time for all there will be the super secret cooler stop.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">VN: Prudhomme is able to bring in top teams such as Sky, Tinkoff and Garmin and their top riders. Who do you have and how do you manage to get them here rather then France?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dubbs: Top teams, from what I hear the ethics can be a bit questionable and those "marginal gains" come in the form of TUEs and Tramadol. We have most of the New East Coast Syndicate, MRC and a smattering of the kings of the non race peleton, Team Seagal. I fully expect to see the first half dominated by the likes of Braveheart who will put on a display of powered by excitement that would make Marcel Kittel's power meter jealous. Hopefully MacGyver will be there pulling the man train down Springtown Road.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">VN: Teams work together to get their leader to the line with the lowest overall time to secure the Malliot Jaune, just what is the focus at your Gran Fondo?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Dubbs: We take a different approach with the winner being based on most and not least only this year it will be the highest overall score in our post ride playoff which will also mean the most booze consumed by the winner. (looking at his watch) Andrew I really have to get going to fine tune some of the logistics for the event. I can tell you this, Saturday 7/12 with a rollout at 9:00am from Casa de C-Dubbs (668 Sand Hill Road, Gardiner) followed up with a great BBQ. Showers will be available on premises so don't forget to bring a towel.</span></div>
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since I have been in a state of mind where I could put fingers to keyboard and
write something that was truly meaningless but entertaining. The Dark Horse 628
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Fatty, that due to a sudden economic upturn in the life of C-Dubbs, a
persistent plying of beers by the Mayor to get me into a drunken stupor, and
not having fallen or crashed on the test ride, decided that what better way to
participate in the 628 Challenge/Scavenger Hunt on the trails of Stewart State
Forest then on a fatty – enter the Towelie bike. As excited as a child on Cxmas
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raid the kegerator for a couple of rounds of some fine craft brewed yeasty
malted beverages to ensure optimal navigation and bike handling skills on the
trail. A few Montauk Brewery Summer Pale Ales later and I was assured that the
odds of getting lost were going to be slim as my teammate, Muttonchops, came
equipped with a map.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With such reassurance and the carefree attitude that comes
from several beers, we did a bit of team building by hanging around the
kegerator and pouring a few more cans of liquid courage down our throats. We
lubricated and feeling the new bike fasties we were as sure a bet as California
Chrome.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Using a technique learned from the great NJ Transit
conductor, Mike “The Calf” Montebano, and to combat Infantile Tom syndrome at
the first stop on Ridge Rd I punched all stops on the ticket. Crossing the
great swamp the fatties put up such a big wake we caught this shot of the
Stewart wildlife.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Pulling up to the turn for the dump at Major Mike we held a
quick team meeting and determined that with our superior attitude (of having
fun) and superior state of mind (due to a lot of scripture reading) our mere
presence in the vicinity of the hole puncher was as sure a thing a actually
getting to the sight. Such profound insight enabled us to flip the bird and
rail some awesome single track. It was on the Campground Trail that I first
discovered that with 4.6” wide tires at 8 psi you can pull some awesome moves
that rival Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious Tokyo Drifts. Plowing up
the climb to the Ranger Station as everyone was passing us going the opposite
direction that we had indeed made the correct choice – f*#k the direct route,
railing some hardpacked single track was the right call.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">After a brief Micro G teleconference where (the rest of
the MRC Board was unavailable) is was down the Orchard Trail before a spin by
the Beaver Pond, at least we got within a ¼ mile which was close enough for
government work, before passing the base of Washboard Hill and racking up yet
another hole punch. From there it was a direct fatty roll up Baron Road to the
Umbrella Factory and then onto the old steps on Barron Road and onward to Dark
Horse Cycles. Pulling across the line in second MacGyver was up in arms not
believing that a fatty could have possibly completed the course that fast and
he was right. But who cares, we didn’t claim to have finished and in the spirit
of NECS/MRC non racing Muttonchops and I were the absolute winners based solely
on the great time and awesome trails we rode compared to the dirt roads
everyone else rolled. Following the ride we were once again treated to an
amazors BBQ hosted by the Mayor & his better half and the Raveinator &
his better half. Along with the turf and surf spread there was a bit of
crooning with the Makers Mark bottle by the ladies and we want to give a
special welcome to a new member – Cathy the Maker’s Mark Queen.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-32193331460401015802014-06-09T21:23:00.001-04:002014-06-09T21:23:20.950-04:00Time To Roll A Fatty<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Well it is the first month that the Wicked Witch of the North is no longer screeching at me with a voice that is worse than fingernails dragged down a blackboard and sucking money out of my wallet. And what better way to enjoy the peace and quiet after 21 years of torture then to roll a nice big fatty. So off to Dark Horse Cycles where after a casual Sunday morning road ride and the Mayor plying me with fine yeasty malted beverages I had just enough of a buzz to take a spin and lay down the plastic and pick up a Specialized Fatboy.</span><div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">What does this mean for all you devout followers, well later this year we will be hosting the first NECS/MRC off road non race - Roll A Fatty. So stay tuned for moar details on what will certainly be another top quality event.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Speaking of high quality events put a circle on your calendar for 7/12 when Gran Fondo will roll out of the Casa de C-Dubbs for a 60 mile journey around the East side of the ridge. 6 pack entry fee, surprise challenge to determine the non winner and of course a riverside BBQ hosted by Mrs. C-Dubbs. Details will be fast in furious in the coming weeks so stay tuned.</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-86673046492265485822014-06-05T20:08:00.000-04:002014-06-05T20:10:11.654-04:00The Condensed Version Of May<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Alright I admit, I have been a lazy mofo and frankly the dribble that pours out of my brain cells and onto this blog just hasn't been dribbling, in fact it has been a downright case of brain fade. Still caught in this death spiral and realizing that all of the action of May is getting to the point where Alzheimer's is going to prevent anyone from ever knowing the true story here it is in the most condensed version ever.</span><br />
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Casey Ryback comes to town</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Beer</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Moar Beer</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Imported stash of fine STL craft beers invades my fridge</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Moar Beer</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Moar Beer</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">No upper deckers (amazing)</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">5 Borough Bike Tour</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Cool & Cloudy</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Healthy helping of Lebanese black cheese for breakfast</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Flask full of Hudson Valley Baby Bourbon</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">26" singlespeed</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Beth, Mona, Seth & 32,000 of my closest riding buddies</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Moar carnage in one day then in 10 yrs of mtb racing</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Backboards, neck braces, lots of blood</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Woman screaming as she crashes, now ex-boyfriend yelling "Ah come on Honey"</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ferry ride home</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Bear Mountain Beatdown</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Obamafear thins the ranks to 3 hardcores</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Climbing, climbing, climbing and moar climbing</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">If the choice was between going down or up the course always went up</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Scoped part of that back alley event - NY Gran Fondo (course was for sissies)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tour of West Point</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fact of the day - Custer changed uniforms with a dead corporal so his balls wouldn't end up on Chief Sitting Bull's teepee mantle</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Finished up Mountain Road the steep way to earn big beers</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Obamabeatdown</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">State Trooper riding buddy</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Attacked by a car</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Lots of road rash, scabs and a few broken ribs</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Discovering the pleasure of hospital morphine</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On the road to recovery</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Gran Fondo Scouting Ride</span></li>
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<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Kinder & gentler</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">60 miles</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">3500' climbing</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Espresso and beer stops reconnoitered</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And that's it for now, stayed tuned for moar posting on the upcoming original NECS/MRC non race - Gran Fondo</span></div>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-92031372904431535492014-05-19T20:50:00.001-04:002014-05-19T20:50:04.333-04:00Tentative 2014 Non Race Series ScheduleWhile we are still recovering from the Bear Mountain Beatdown a quick post for the tentative dates of the summer of non racing. All dates are subject to the whim and fancy of the organizer so stay tuned for moar details -<div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-69366633454700996022014-05-10T07:36:00.001-04:002014-05-10T07:36:16.247-04:00Time To Report For DutyATTENTION!!!!!<br />
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NECS warriors, Mission Bear Mountain Beatdown will take place this weekend. You are ordered to report for duty at 0900 hours. Equipment should include a battle hardened taint, superior attitude and superior state of mind.<br />
Date - 5/17<br />
Place - 45 Quaker Avenue, Cornwall<br />
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AT EASE!!!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-71790935013870938432014-05-07T21:10:00.001-04:002014-05-07T21:10:57.041-04:00Game On - Bear Mountain BeatdownThe official NECS/MRC non-race season kicks off in 10 days on Saturday 5/17 with the much feared El Obamador pain session, The Bear Mountain Beatdown. So far this season your esteemed author has managed to do a minimal of riding and a maximum of partying (thanks to Coach's visit to NYC) resulting in a gravitational shift that should prove to be quite challenging over the climbs (with the summit of Mt Kohler being the extent of this season's climbing). I can assure you if being a voyeur of pain and suffering gets your rocks off come and watch me inflict the maximum amount of suffering upon myself in the shortest amount of time.<br /><br />
Time and starting location will be released in the coming days so stay tuned. And remember this ride will leave you feeling like our furry friend at the end of this clip.<br /><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The NECS/MRC non race season kicked off this past
weekend with our first MTB oriented ride – Boyd’s Pain Train. The sudden switch
does not represent a change in the core philosophy of the NECS/MRC (if we start
having recumbent non races that is another thing), just a realignment with the
priorities of our core troops. With Singlespeed-a-Palooza just a month away
everyone is looking to maximize the skill sets and inflict maximum pain and
suffering that go along with no shifters.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With spring just days away and the weekend
starting out with a mild 50 degree day we opted for the “I’m With Stupid”
approach and elected to roll out on Sunday when the temps were a sperm bank
storage levels of below 20F. As you can see from this picture our Man O’Steel
had no problems with serving it up in the subfreezing conditions.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And the crazed one, Mr. Monte, can be seen here
discussing the benefits of a 32x15 setup for a day that includes a 5 mile
climb. I recall Not Over Forty mumbling something about lacking the man parts
to handle that as he looked dejectedly at the ground.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Having slathered enough emBROcation on my body to
fry an egg we set off for the rendezvous with young Boyd, the brain trust (of should
that be lack of brain trust) on this day of infamy. Lucky for Man O’Steel we
met up with young Boyd at his house where M O’S swapped his summer weight
gloves for ones designed for the cold winter. Immediately the earth pointed up
and the suffering began in earnest (at least it seemed that way) and after
cresting the ridge summit on some unmarked dirt roads it was down the backside
for a case of wind chill induced frostbite. Just to add a bit of excitement the
previous day’s melt off was well represented with patches of black ice that had
most doing an impersonation of a moving tripod. We even made a run past Michael
Vick’s dog fighting camp where a pair of pit bulls encouraged everyone to take
additional risks on the descent.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Once at the bottom we formed up into a one geared
man train and spun our way to the heart of Ellenville and Aroma Thyme, the end
point of the Big Indian Scalping<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With memories of Aroma Thyme fading like the
winter sun the man train headed up the lower slopes of 52. Not having ridden on
the road or climbed more than a staircase in the past 5 months this was clearly
shaping up as a stupid decision on my part. Man O’Steel and Mr. Happy
accelerated away and missed the turn up Self Inflicted Pain Street while the
rest of us made the ill fated decision to veer left and immediately start a
steeper climb. About half way up, Monte being Monte and Obamador always wanting
to take a turn if it means going uphill, the two departed up a steep climb
despite calls from the troops to stop. We all had a good chuckle seeing the
sign off to one side – Dead End. SIP St is a nice 4-5 mile climb that is
primarily hard packed and packs a lot of steep pitches that make you want to
cry for mommy and cry for her I did. Especially the final 20+ degree pitch to
the summit.</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A brief tour of the parking lot at Cragsmoor ice
caves and it was a 5 mile downhill arctic blast that left the remnants of my
water bottle frozen and Obamador’s ears redder then a commie. All survived, mission accomplished with 28.5 miles and 3100' of climbing. Stay tuned for updates on the Bear Mountain Beatdown.</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-86977747846788445532014-03-11T20:22:00.001-04:002014-03-11T20:22:14.151-04:00Bandit Non-Race This Sunday - Boyd's Pain TrainSorry for the last minute notification but there is a bandit non race on Sunday, Boyd's Pain Train. All I know is it's singlespeeds,<br />
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pitches up to 16-18% and sustained climbs of 4 to 5 miles with pitches from 7%-14% and the creator has described as VERY PAINFUL. Now if you don't have sand in the nether regions we will look forward to seeing you in some preseason agony, or as we like to think of it as an early season prep for the upcoming Bear Mountain Beatdown.<br />
GPS to the dirt lot at by 10:00am -<br />
3601 Route 52<br />
Pine Bush, NY<br />
(corner of Weeds Road & Route 52)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-44301104147395311852014-02-26T21:37:00.001-04:002014-02-26T21:37:49.349-04:00Game On - 2014 Non Race SeasonJust letting everyone know the NECS/MRC is still alive and well. Continuing on the metric theme of the Chinaman 100k this year's Gran Fondo has adopted the metric standard and will also be 100k with a very kind and gentle 3200' of climbing. No KOM, no sprint points, just plain simple fun on the east side of the ridge. Here you go - <a href="http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/364445181" style="color: blue; font-family: 'Courier New', 'Lucida Sans Typewriter', monospace; font-size: 12px; white-space: pre-wrap;" target="_blank">http://www.mapmyride.com/routes/view/364445181</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-21020494749155511972014-01-03T11:37:00.001-04:002014-01-06T20:40:30.837-04:00Is The End The Beginning Or Is The Beginning The End?<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">Where to
begin? Well maybe it is better to begin where it ends and the end begins right
in my own backyard. After a winter of heavy drug abuse beating down Lyme’s<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px;">the cool
spring temps and raging hormones had me feeling frisky in the saddle and ready
to revisit the good old ultra pain cave.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">And what
better way is there to blow the dust off the old bike then with a El Obamador
inspired thrashing – T<a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/04/beaten-but-not-down.html">he Bear Mountain Beatdown</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">. This classic MRC ride is the
cycling equivalent of the Farmer’s Almanac, giving a preseason look into just
how much Jan Ulrich pastry eating one has been up to over the winter.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">Being on point with the Marine Corp contingent (Brian Man O’Steel & El Obamador) proved
to be rather painful but was a good reference that all had not been lost over
the past 8 months of treatments. Struggling over the passes the reward at the
end made it all worthwhile and appropriately summed up what the day was like.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px;">Feeling
manly from survival training on the BMBD it was off to the </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px;"><a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-not-quite-wildcat-100.html">Wildcat 100</a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px;">,
a dirty century held right in my backyard. Signing up was mistake number 1,
riding it on a cold rainy day was mistake number 2 and thinking the organizer
would properly mark the course was mistake number 3. Cold, wet and thoroughly
marinated in a lactic acid sauce by the time I reached the summit of Minnewaska
State Park it was a call to Mrs C-Dubbs to come save my sorry ass from this
miserable event and park it on the sofa with a hot rum toddy. At long last it
looked like the streak of 18 straight completed dirty centuries had come to an
end, it wasn’t until the next day when I found out the less than obvious course
markings had resulted in a race closer to 90 miles – streak intact! Lesson
learned……like Roberto Duran, NO MAS for these races.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px;">With the racing
page having been turned and a kinder/gentler C-Dubbs on the bike, the annual
<a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/06/finally-gran-fondo.html">Gran Fondo</a> changed from the leg burning multi-mile climb event to a more scenic tour of
Ulster/Sullivan counties. There continued to be outbreaks of
sandinmymanginaitis in the NECS ranks but we also welcomed our newest female
member to the pack – Yo Bike Chick. The new route also included the addition of
the Jack & Luna’s espresso stop and the all time new favorite of the
NECS/MRC – Grace Espresso. With everyone shaking from the second round of
doubles Yo Bike Chick, along with 2 time defending Beer Cx champ Senior Agua
Calinete, and C-Dubbs handled the sweep duties to ensure everyone made it back
to Casa de C-Dubbs for the post ride BBQ.</span></div>
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throwing in the towel on the dirty centuries didn’t have all that much of an
impact on my desire to inflict maximum carnage on myself, only this year it was
on the road rather than trail. With two marquee events (Death Ride & D2R2)
coming in the next 6 weeks and a total implosion in the final miles of the Gran
Fondo, it was time to step up to the plate and swing for the fences – <a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/06/pain-train-has-arrived-woooo-woooo.html">Big Indian Scalping</a>.
For those not in the know this short video gives one a taste of what the day’s
event was really like (and it was so hard that even the Man O’Steel and El
Obamador passed on the final climb for early beers)</span></div>
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Indian is a ride so brutal that on a good day might have enough riders to go to
your second hand to count them but in most cases if you finish you are assured
a podium place. This year was no different with me being the Wall St meat in a
Marine Corp sandwich – i.e. Man O’Steel and El O really put the hurt on me all
day long. The climbs (such as Glade Hill) offer up extended sections of 15+
degree pitches that made you want to trade places with this pig</span></div>
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highlight of the ride is the Big Indian climb, 13 up and 13 down, and the down
is really tasty.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 13px;">Jacked on Bread Alone espresso the pain train revved up for
the reverse Peakamoose climb where I featured the rare double axel dismount at
the bottom of the final 20 degree pitch. I mean seriously, WTF am I doing to
myself? To add just that little extra hurt El O took us up Red Hill Road and
while I cursed him on the way up the way down was a flowing speedway where we
blew by a State Trooper and didn’t get a ticket. Game on for the Death Ride.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">Death -
the cessation of all </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_process" title="Biological process"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">biological
functions</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;"> that
sustain a </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life" title="Life"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">living</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;"> </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organism" title="Organism"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">organism</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">Ride - to
</span><a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/transport" title="transport"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">transport</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;"> oneself by sitting on and
directing a </span><a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/horse" title="horse"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">horse</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">, later also a </span><a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bicycle" title="bicycle"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">bicycle</span></a><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;"> etc.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Ride – transporting oneself by bicycle to finish where one started while
attempting to cause cessation of all bodily functions.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">As much
as you don’t want to admit it, deep down we all have that primal desire to ride
the equivalent of a Grand Tour mountain stage. A quick flight to Lake Tahoe,
some nicely thinned out summit air (8700’+) and a taint hardened by miles of El
Obamador suffering and you are ready for California’s one and only <a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/07/death-ride-i-finished-and-there-is-no_16.html">Death Ride</a>. After a 5:30am start, 5 mountain passes, beers with the Wild Women of
Ebbetts Pass (before and after the pass),</span></div>
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bicycles later I must quote Top Chef “I finished and there is no reason to ever
do that again”.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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was time for an exclusive Obamador D2R2 training camp only this time we were
going nuclear on the <a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/08/nowdtaeb-niatnoum-raeb-necsmrc-goes.html">Nwodtaeb Niatnuom Raeb</a>,
a mainly reverse course of the Bear Mountain Beatdown and with the newest NECS
member Paul U-235. This is a guy that rides down to NYC on a whim, does a few
laps of the Central Park and rides back home – all on a Cx bike with knobbies. Attempting
to mirror this with on 40mm tires and under 80 lbs of pressure was a bad
choice. By the time we pierced the Eruv and entered Kiryas Joel I had suffered
so much I was ready to trade in the spandex for a Torah and orthodox wife to
make it all end. Sadly the community wanted nothing to do with me and I was
banished to Bear Mountain State Park and with a small amount of goading I
stupidly agreed to a summit assault. 88 miles, 8500’ of climbing and it was on
the sofa with cold beers aplenty.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">The move
from racing to riding culminated with the <a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/09/d2r2-hanging-with-my-gnomies_9.html">D2R2</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;"> where I set about keeping up
with El O and Turbo Boost, the newest and youngest member of the NECS (folding
during this ride was not an option, nothing would be worse than to take a
beating at the hands of a 14 year old). One of the fantastic things about D2R2
is the mix of old and new school riding attire/bikes. You have to tip your
helmet to these guys riding in wool sweaters, Nantucket reds and penny loafers</span></div>
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the mix no course markers and only the cue sheets you had made up (NOT!) and it
was going to be an interesting day on the bike. Was the climbing, hell yes,
probably 35-40 different hills with one hitting just over 40% grade on the GPS
– could barely walk up that sucker. Having spent a leisurely day touring the
backwoods of Massachusetts and Vermont we miss judged the time and had to cut
off the last climb to make it back before sunset as we were sans lights (and I
don’t think I would have wanted to try and find my way around the course in the
dark). Looks like I have some unfinished business and will be back next year.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">With the
end of the summer tradition (read that to be partying) reigns supreme at the
NECS/MRC. Past seasons have seen the fall leaves giving way to the Chinaman 100
and the first potential snows blanketing the Beer Cross course. This year due
to musical commitments made while under the influence of numerous hoppy IPAs
our own Top Chef had to move the Chinaman to late September. Braveheart quickly
stepped in and established</span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;"> as an end of summer non race to
maximize on the sunlight for a long warm day of partying. Based on the success
of this year’s event you can miss your wedding or your child’s birth but you
don’t want to miss this extravaganza. A snapped derailleur, middle finger
outfit, taunting of the water balloon gauntlet and 40 minute run around the
course (how I didn’t puke my guts out after that is another story) my cycling
career was complete as I was knighted winner of Beer Cx by Sir Braveheart of Stone
Ridge.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;">The
<a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/10/chinaman-100-mrc-ranks-grow-as-non.html">Chinaman 100</a> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10pt;">closed out a season with the
initiation of a series of new members to the ranks – Remora (first class wheel
sucker), Dude (the MRC ambassador to surfing) and our favorite name – Stoned
Gibert</span></div>
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with the new members Mrs Top Chef aka The Rose Queen, thrilled the crowds with
a first time participation in this fall classic. And a Top Chef event can only
be a Top Chef event when the post ride BBQ gets going, and as you can see from
this shot we feasted like kings!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;">Final
confirmation that my racing days are over came in the form of a government
shutdown. Willing to take one for the team (Team Seagal/Clouds of Jenkem), I
headed West for the Ozark fall classic – <a href="http://www.neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2013/10/bender-at-bluff-we-dont-need-no.html">Burnin’ At The Bluff</a></span><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 10.0pt;"> only thanks to the infants in
Washington the weekend turned into a fantastic sampling of the Ozark’s finest
singletrack. The highlights of the weekend were the sunset ride to the summit
of Johnson Mountain and a swim session in Council Bluff lake during the race.</span></div>
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does all of this mean for 2014? Not much more then having fun on the bike,
riding with my amigos, the NECS/MRC non race series, D2R2 and of course Burnin
At The Bluff. If I don’t see you on the road/trails this year your not having
fun…..keep’em flying.</span></div>
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I mean seriously…..doping to 7th place in a Masters race?</div>
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Sixty-two-year-old amateur rider David LeDuc has been handed a two-year ban by the US-Anti Doping Agency after he tested positive for EPO, amphetamine and an unnamed steroid. The American returned the positive test at the US Master Road National Championships in Bend, Oregon on September 6.<br />
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LeDuc, of Willow Springs, North Carolina, had finished in seventh place in the men’s 60-64 road race. LeDuc was masters world champion in the 50-53 category in 2001, and has won multiple US masters road and criterium national championships over the past decade.<br />
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“LeDuc’s period of ineligibility began on December 24, 2013, the date he accepted the sanction,” read a statement released by USADA on Monday. “As a result of the violation, LeDuc has been disqualified from all competitive results achieved on and subsequent to September 6, 2013, including forfeiture of any medals, points, and prizes.”<br />
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LeDuc’s positive test is the second at the US Master Road Championships in successive years. 51-year-old Richard Meeker was banned for two years after testing positive for the prohibited steroid 19-norandrostenediol at the 2012 championships.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With the fate of the United States hanging on the whims of a bunch of morons in Washington DC it looked like the safety and control of the Mark Twain National Forest might be turned over to the vigilantes from Team Seagal. Winging my way into St Louis I was assured the riding (and drinking) would be on a level that few men have experienced and a stalemate in DC would be only one thing – a free-for-all in the Ozarks.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Straight away I was whisked off to the Ritz Carlton where one Nico Toacani gave a warm greeting and in true MRC fashion immediately offered up a double espresso while our transportation was retrieved from the bowels of the earth. With ears tuned to NPR we waited with baited breath to learn our fate –a serious 12 hour race at Council Bluff or a 3 day party at the Enough Boat Launch.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Rather than pushing onward into the unknown we kept it close to home, making the final preparations and assembling bikes for the out of state celebrities coming in for the event (read that to mean The Dr and C-Dubbs). Satisfied that we had properly translated the assembly instructions and consumed enough beer to lubricate the rustiest of chains the assault vehicles were loaded and we headed out for a warm up at a great St Louis hotbed of mountain biking – Castlewood State Park (which the responsible politicians of big Mo had kept open – no doubt to keep riff raff such as our crew off the streets and away from unsuspecting MLIFs). Satisfied with the proficiency that the mechanics from Shark, TC Man and Trek had shown we set out first with some old school St Louis trails before taking it to the river and finally a spectacular ridge shot where the Dr was swept back to fond childhood mammaries from the bliss of a rope swing.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A Warm St Louis Welcome</span></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Doctor Enjoys Childhood Memories</span></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With my tour guide Nico Toscani providing the deep history of the area (and this significant piece of StL graffiti)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">and clarifying the rather liberal drinking laws of the region (thank you Anheuser Busch) the airwaves crackled with the news, Washington was in a state of chaos (nothing surprising or new there). Showing the type of precision that only the most highly trained special forces teams have, the boys at Team Seagal took to the world wide web (thanks for creating this Al Gore) and hoisted yet another non race flag – <a href="http://teamseagal.blogspot.com/2013/10/bootleggers-burnin-2013.html">Bootlegger’s Burnin’</a>.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Suddenly the engine roared, tires squealed and we plowed into the nearest beverage center to procure the required assortment of Missouri’s finest malted beverages to fuel a 2 day bender at the Bluff.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Unsure if the supplies on hand would meet the required standards for such a fine event we called on Coach to come by and do a random sampling and final can count. Having received the Crotch seal of approval we finalized the packing and then presented Coach with an incredibly rare Crank Brothers Penis Elongator to ensure a lifetime of happiness and happy endings.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">From here it was off to the nearest local Mexican restaurant where the presentation included beers in quart size mugs, forearm sized burritos and a tropical pineapple nacho surprise for Coach. As we toasted the upcoming non race Senor Leg Tittay struck fear in the patrons of said establishment as he inhaled the entire burrito before some of us had put our mugs back on the table. Families with little children were seen scurrying for the door with fear in their eyes.</span></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Coach's Happy Pineapple</span></o:p></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mutant Latino Oedipus</span></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Upon our departure this fine dispenser of beard doping products was put to heavy use by C-Dubbs in</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">an attempt to acquire the proper amount of facial hair to be in the running for Mesa’s “Best Beard Doper of the Event” award. Alas despite a fine pirate fu man chu and several handlebars mustaches all was for naught as the blonde soul patch offered to Mrs. Toscani was a clear winner and any subsequent beard doping would be futile.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Back at the Toscani castle there was even moar beer drinking which led to discussions on the latest conspiracy theory sweeping StL – who exactly is responsible for all of those <a href="http://pavementdominoes.blogspot.com/">dominos and golf balls planted in the freshly laid asphalt</a> of the beloved City of the Arch.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With birds in full song and Mrs Toscani out for a quick 11 mile run we celebrated the good Dr’s birthday with the ceremonial opening of the IPA</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">to chase down the Rifman nuggets Mr Dubbs served up for a breakfast treat and then immediately set about on the most important mission of the trip – packing the coolers.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With Tittay’s Stromobile and the Toscani Toyota packed to the gills it was off on the most dangerous stretch of roadway in Missouri as we headed away from Dickey Bubb and into the bowels of the Ozark trails. After a fine 2 hour ride from DD30 parking lot and numerous social post ride</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">beers we headed off to the land of the Enough boat launch where the word launch would be redefined in the coming hours.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With non racers pouring in the serious partying started prior to the sunset summit ride where our Sherpa Nico and Sherpa Lawman would be responsible for the festivities on the bluff.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With little to no desire to haul all that weight back down the Elevator our summit crew set about consuming all there was with Lawman and Sasha deciding to have a romantic sunset dinner.</span></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Tittay Does His Best Karate Kid (missteps result in a 90' fall)</span></o:p></div>
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<o:p><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Council Bluff/Johnson Mtn Sunset</span></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Arriving at the base of the Elevator a few of us were turned around on directions and we had to translate the local trail maps and drink a couple of beers before we were sure on the direction to go.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Back at the boat launch the opportunity for a guided night tour of Council Bluff was missed as Coach set out with the final markings for the morning’s event. Meanwhile back at the campground non racers were pulling out all of the stops to redefine the meaning of launch. Sitting around the campfire our Race Director without a race took the lead and in mid sentence turned to the left, projectile vomited, turned back and took a long pull from his beer – a true champion in the making. This resulted in Lawman gagging his way around the campfire until the inevitable launching at the launch took place right in the vicinity of young Luke who had imbibed in a bit too much Imperial Stout and was perched in the drivers seat and periodically hurling out the open door. The action didn’t stop there, back at the campground our fine young Scooter decided that alcohol made one impervious to the cold and having upgraded from last year’s front seat of a Subaru to a tent with queen size air mattress opted to forgo the sleeping bag until the morning. It was during this peaceful night under the stars that we were startled by what sounded like a human sacrifice to the Council Bluff gods. Turns out our beloved Coach, also having sample the Imperial Stout, has stumbled into the dark and proceeded to puke his guts out right at the foot of the good Dr’s hammock. One had to shudder at the thought of what was in store tomorrow if this was the pre non race partying.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Non Race Day, unlike the beautiful days of past, dawned with dark cloudy skies and the booming of thunder which caught moar than a few non racers sleeping in tents and hammocks sans rain flies. With Lawman and C-Dubbs brewing up the infamous bowel loosening Costa Rican java, the entertainment commenced with a flurry of camping equipment racing out of the woods into the waiting dry trunks and Scooter kicking off breakfast with the first of many icy cold PBRs.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With the rains over team Clouds of Jenkem (Dr/Stove/C-Dubbs) opted for a moar civilized variant of the infamous Braquito – the Stovequito. Cook up a couple strips of bacon then scramble up eggs in the sea of bacon grease until it has been fully absorbed, wrap in a soft shell taco and inhale.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With intestines filled to capacity from java and Stovequitos we were in top condition for a visit to the drug testing center for confirmation that any positives were cerebral and not performance enhancing.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Having successfully tested positive, Clouds of Jenkem did a final interpretation of the rules and, finding a loophole, put the finishing touches on their race strategy by consuming copious amounts of fine rye whiskey.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With serious racers such as D Wayne circling the parking lot strutting their stuff Clouds of Jenkem kicked back knowing no matter how fast anyone went they didn’t stand a chance against our overwhelming stench of intelligence. The start was signaled with Scooter crushing the last of a six pack and the potato gun ejaculating its load of starch skyward. As a courtesy we let the field take a 10 minute lead before enacting the master plan. With no rules on the number of riders out at any given time we elected to send the entire team out at once. Knowing we had already sealed victory before turning a pedal and with beers in pocket for a beach front social, we elected to take in the incredible view at the dam.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Arriving at the beach, with temps hovering in the mid 70s, the echo of numerous “Service” calls resounded across the lake as Team Seagal launched an all out bare assed assault on Council Bluff lake. Having secured the swimming barriers the beers flowed and any non racer that came by was treated to multiple </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“service calls”.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">or this Mother F#*ker</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">can't get their shit together and come up with a plan that keeps the government running without increasing the deficit and Council Bluff is closed I am still hauling my sorry ass down to the Ozarks for some serious non racing, non drinking and non partying with these Mother F#*kers.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">All I know is it's <a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2012_10_01_archive.html">COUNCIL BLUFF</a> time!!!!!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-5875618212059449832013-10-06T14:46:00.000-04:002013-10-06T17:24:11.540-04:00Chinaman 100 - MRC Ranks Grow As Non Racing Season Comes To A Close<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The NECS/MRC closed out the 2013 non racing season with an encore event, the Chinaman 100, the oldest and most prized of the MRC "monument"rides. Unfortunately the full quorum of directors would not be in attendance as our beloved Braveheart was sidelined with the flu, no doubt a part of the government shutdown conspiracy sweeping our beloved nation. With the help of NetApp we were able to push the bounds of technology and planned on holding several wireless teleconferences during the ride.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Arriving at </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Casa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">de</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> Top Chef the tone was being set for the day with a casual "cleaning of the chain" in the man cave, some minor bike adjustments and everyone suiting up for the days event. Arriving at the </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Ashokan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">, Paul </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">LeTour</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> was on point as the rest of us prepped for the coming day in the saddle. In these days of space age technology there was a lot of carbon that would be rolling that day, most likely of greater value then all of the cars we arrived in.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The roll out around the Ashokan presented us with cool, misty conditions and damp roads with wet leaves randomly scattered - conditions that had those with carbon rims thinking twice about the upcoming "descent into the bowels of the earth" from Hunter Mtn into Woodstock. Gliding into Phoenicia at the base of the day's 9 mile climb, bottles were filled, bladders were emptied at the Praise the Lord Port-o-Potty and the our Chief of IT prepared the Mirco G teleconference unit for the summit board meeting.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">As soon as the landscape started to point up LeTour and Eyegor gapped the crowd and set a torrid pace on the lower slopes. To quote Forrest Gump, "stupid is as stupid does" and sure enough Top Chef and C-Dubbs showed just how stupid they were by trying to bridge the gap. Eventually caught it was a group of 5 charging up the slopes and while spacing out watching TC's wheel suddenly the derailleur dropped a gear and my taint puckered as the pace picked up to tarmac melting speed. Realizing just how stupid we were TC and C-Dubbs sat up and from behind there was a pleading "thank you" from our newest participant, Josh.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Fueled with excellent news we set off to the summit, man training along like a Cummins diesel until a fast descending LeTour appeared to deflate our spirits, letting us know he had already made the summit which was still 2 miles up the road.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">With the major suffering out of the way we rolled through Tannersville and prepped for 5 miles of high speed descending pleasure. Topping out at over 44 mph the autumn air was filled with the smell of melting carbon as we held off car and motorcycle traffic on the plunge to the bottom where everyone regrouped, cleaned out their soiled chamois' and topped off at the Big Belly Deli for the run to Woodstock.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Only this was no walk off, it was the most feared competition of all, the tit off. Shirts were up, cleavage flashed and debate so heated it made the recent government shutdown debate seem like a playground argument. The echo meter was brought out to measure the best cleavage but it exploded from a freak of acoustical nature caused by the reverberations between the "Canyons of Cleveage" at the table, game over.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">One take away from the night, our newest member Dude, is already cooking up his own non race, the Harriman Hookah 55 to be held in the early summer. Stay tuned for more details and MRC non racing news.</span></div>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-15179550517168903272013-10-03T19:32:00.001-04:002013-10-06T07:21:21.651-04:00Its Chinaman Time<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="344" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/yIFIR_Zj5YY" width="459"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-77004028615335309862013-09-29T07:43:00.001-04:002013-09-29T07:45:54.605-04:00漢字亦称中文字 100<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 23px;">我弟弟太冤了!上访几年没人管!在广东住院的时候,我去上访,接待的人说不归他们管。没钱住院就会老家了。2010年,东莞的公安局来了,说可以给10万。让签字,我不识字,就签了。签了以后,说不许再上访了,这是救助不是赔偿。我们觉得被骗了。我父亲已经被县公安局带走了。微博是我让好心人帮我发的。</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; line-height: 23px;">Alright, at this point you are probably sitting there scratching your ass thinking wtf are these clowns from the MRC talking about. Well it's the end of a long season of MRC non racing and the board of directors always like to go out with a bang and not a whimper. Ergo Beer Cx, but even the finest fillet mignon is never complete without a fine wine. Therefore we invite one and all to the to drink the MRC cool aid and join us for the Chinaman 100.</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; line-height: 23px;">Now this is not just any non race, the Chinaman 100 found it's origins (and those of the MRC) as the <a href="http://neweastcoastsyndicate.blogspot.com/2010/04/necsmrc-non-race-1-hillbilly-60.html">Hillbilly 60</a> where the forces of the NECS and the newly formed MRC we brought together in a merger that made even the titans of Wall St M&A drool. Combining forces and non races was the equivalent of the China Syndrome, a chemical reaction that was unstoppable.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">This Saturday, 10/5 (for our foreign friends, i.e. the Chinaman, 5/10) at 09:30 hours in the <a href="https://maps.google.com/maps?q=ashokan+reservoir&ie=UTF-8&ei=Cw9IUpT5OY-l4AOloIDoAQ&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAg">Ashokan Reservoir</a> parking lot (off Rte 213) we will be serving up a healthy dose of Chinese food, grinding long climbs and watch as Braveheart disproves Newton's theory of gravity and demonstrates that a madman on a bicycle can descent faster than gravity. In fact he will attain speeds so great, creating his own gravitational force that will suck the rest of us down the hill into his vortex.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Having survived this our fearless founder, Top Chef will guide us to the altar of non racing, the espresso stop where everyone has the opportunity to fill the tank with all the rocket fuel required to make the final push back to the Ashokan parking lot. From there survivors will have the opportunity to experience fine yeasty malted IPAs and grilled cuisine at the MRC's mountain top headquarters - Casa de Top Chef.</span><br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6087666645228944770.post-80987365503585558102013-09-17T21:09:00.001-04:002013-09-17T21:09:13.229-04:00NECS/MRC Season Finale - Chinaman 100k<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">And just when the mothers of the neighborhood thought it was safe to let the children back outside to play those cycle thugs of the NECS/MRC bring you the season (and what a season it was) finale - our beloved Top Chef's Chinaman 100k.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Circle 10/5 on the calendar and arrive at the Ashokan Reservoir parking lot for a 9:30 roll out and you will be in for one joyous ride and there is rumor in the air that the Rose Queen, yes Mrs Top Chef has been putting in the miles and might grace company with her presence. Moar details to follow in the coming days and make sure to pass the word via all of the social media outlets, we promise a descent that will leave your taint shut tighter than a hyperbaric chamber.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0