Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Beer Cross '09 - Play By The Non Rules

The format is pretty straight forward, race and drink. Here are the non rules

6 lap race
Alcohol consumption can be substituted for non drinkers - 1 beer = 10x around the dizzy bat
Non Racers will be DSQed for not doing one or the other
No penalty for puking
Costumes Mandatory – 10 minute or 3 beer penalty at the start for not wearing one the entire race
LeMans Start
Mandatory beer prior to mounting bikes
Mandatory beer per lap
Dismounting mandatory at the Growler Barriers (2 beer per barrier penalty for not dismounting)
Skipping the Tea Totaler Teeter Totter is 1 beer or 1 shot (tequila) penalty
First across the finish line in the riding portion has to do a shot of tequila
Winner is determined by fastest time/most beer consumed/best costume and Mayor's discretion

8 comments:

Rigidnsingle said...

Thats a lot of rules..How bout we just ride then have a handstand contest to determine the winner.

New East Coast Syndicate said...

It is interesting to have so many rules. I used to skydive at the ranch where it was "no rules". Look no more rules

Darkhorse Cycles said...

rules are made to be broken! i anticipate about a sixer of pbr in penalties in my future!!!

sweet!

ha. mike

New East Coast Syndicate said...

bring any empty growlers you have, we need them for the barriers. Pass the work.....party time

Rigidnsingle said...

How about a hot coal walk or better yet a broken glass pit. We could have a barefoot division...

Rigidnsingle said...

How about a hot coal walk or better yet a broken glass pit...For the barefooted division of course....

Rigidnsingle said...

Forgot about the approval thing

New East Coast Syndicate said...

Personally I would favor the stale beer pit right after one of the growler barrier jumps