Shop Sidekick's Technicolor Yawn

Alp d' Minnewaska 1 - Cyclists 0. Having been shown the beast of the East, Shop Sidekick has made it his personal goal to be the first to summit the Alp on a singlespeed. This past week on yet another reconnisence run to the summit, Shop decided to have a go at the lower slopes in big ring and really put the hurt on everyone he was with. It was an impressive show and left us in awe until a sudden sweat broke and in an attempt to clear his throat he instead cleared his stomach.....all over the Alp.