This just released grainy picture has confirmed what everyone on the Dark Horse Cycles Racing team has long suspected but never been able to confirm - Dark Horse Cycles Double I.P.A. is secretly being brewed in the the woods of Stewart State Forest by that crotchety old brewmaster - The Mayor - caught in this shot taste testing "Stupid F*#king Customer Double I.P.A.".
Later in the parking lot the Mayor was heard slurring something about a "peaty taste with a hint of methane, horse manure and a beautiful puss green coloring", "pehaps the best double I.P.A. this side of Route 84". When Top Chef offered up a Dale's Pale Ale this was the Mayor's reaction -
Later in the parking lot the Mayor was heard slurring something about a "peaty taste with a hint of methane, horse manure and a beautiful puss green coloring", "pehaps the best double I.P.A. this side of Route 84". When Top Chef offered up a Dale's Pale Ale this was the Mayor's reaction -
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