Well a friend over at the Smoking Gun filled us in on just how he is getting the scoop - seems Mike's studly physique has caught the eye of none other then the original cougar, Katie Couric, and she has been spoon feeding these tidbits to Mike in exchange for a bit of young boy love. At a recent luncheon this Sunday at Trump Towers (now we know why Mike missed yet another ride for "Cub Scouts aka Cougar Scouts") seems the lovefest might have come to an end as you can see from Katie's look.
Apparently there were words exchanged and it went something like this -
KC - purrrrrrr those love handles are getting me hot
HF - Hey get your hands off my doughnuts
KC - I'll put my hands on whatever nuts I want and if you don't shape up yours are going in a jar on the mantle with all the other sets I have ripped off of men's bodies
Right after this the lights went out, there was a lot of screaming and a couple of gun shots. Hawaiian Mike was seen stumbing out of Trump Towers and heading for the Metropolitian Opera to try out for the lead tenor slot
2 comments:
that cougar biatch is dead to me!!!
keep your hands of my doughnuts old lady!!
Like Bret Michaels there is always the opportunity for Cougar 2 - Scratch the Back
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