Alright, at this point you are probably sitting there scratching your ass thinking wtf are these clowns from the MRC talking about. Well it's the end of a long season of MRC non racing and the board of directors always like to go out with a bang and not a whimper. Ergo Beer Cx, but even the finest fillet mignon is never complete without a fine wine. Therefore we invite one and all to the to drink the MRC cool aid and join us for the Chinaman 100.
Now this is not just any non race, the Chinaman 100 found it's origins (and those of the MRC) as the Hillbilly 60 where the forces of the NECS and the newly formed MRC we brought together in a merger that made even the titans of Wall St M&A drool. Combining forces and non races was the equivalent of the China Syndrome, a chemical reaction that was unstoppable.
This Saturday, 10/5 (for our foreign friends, i.e. the Chinaman, 5/10) at 09:30 hours in the Ashokan Reservoir parking lot (off Rte 213) we will be serving up a healthy dose of Chinese food, grinding long climbs and watch as Braveheart disproves Newton's theory of gravity and demonstrates that a madman on a bicycle can descent faster than gravity. In fact he will attain speeds so great, creating his own gravitational force that will suck the rest of us down the hill into his vortex.
Having survived this our fearless founder, Top Chef will guide us to the altar of non racing, the espresso stop where everyone has the opportunity to fill the tank with all the rocket fuel required to make the final push back to the Ashokan parking lot. From there survivors will have the opportunity to experience fine yeasty malted IPAs and grilled cuisine at the MRC's mountain top headquarters - Casa de Top Chef.
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