NECS Doping Program Revealed

There's a cold rush and a shiver runs through my body as the drugs are slowly infused into my bloodstream. Yes we here at the NECS, after reading the USADA instruction manual on running a "medical program" have embarked on our own doping regime.

The jerks down in St. Louis will recall my bizarre diet of massive amounts of Chinese food and a ration of 1beer per night due to the medication I was taking for advanced Lyme's. Well those drugs failed to do in the nasty virus that has holed up in my body so it was time to bring in the thermonuclear weaponry - Rocephin. I still can't drink any alcohol - that blows - but finally after 4 months of crippling pain the daily IV infusions might be making some headway. Stay tuned for developments and more stories of cycling adventure when I can get back on a bike.