After weeks of secret training sessions at the local dojo, Mrs. C-Dubs came out with the nunchucks swinging in the women's division at the Flat As A Pancake Triathlon. Tapping the mystic training techniques bestowed upon her other half by Marci de Sade, the Mrs. aimed at using the stealth approach of starting slowly and building momentum throughout the race. Coming out of the swim in 5th place after being pulled off course by the tides, Mrs C-Dubs put the hammer down on the bike. Riding an IF Planet Cross against the competition, all on tri bikes, she smoked the course winning the bike portion by 4 seconds before heading out on what she perceived as her weakest leg - the run. Coming into the finishing stretch some bitch had the nerve to put a sprint on an nip her at the tape and screw up my finish line shot. Only problem was she was a couple of age groups younger and sucking wind for a youngster. The first words out of Mrs. C-Duds mouth were not how did I do but "if that bitch is in my age group I'm going to punch her lights out". Turns out the woman's smile was intact, Beth rocked the run and took out another 2:25 off the eventual winner, losing on on the top step by only 47 seconds after 1:43:00 of racing!
4 comments:
Wow is that a bobble-head trophy?
-Top Chef
Absolutely a one of a kind. The highlight was seeing her holding that with the podium dress on.
Nice work Mrs. Dubbs. You should have punched that girl in the face anyway. If nothing else it would have made for a great photo.
It truly would have been a great picture! Her finishing line comment and thought showed she has the true Team Seagal mentality. By the way how is the Mrs. Doctor's elbow doing?
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