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Saturday, January 9, 2010
Road Race!
Got my slot for the Tour of the Battenkill, the last time I did a road race was 20+ years ago and it was a crit!!! On this particular call Mark was giving me some tips on how to kick ass on the finishing sprint.
Well this is more about doing something different then anything else. Not really my bag to race on the road and don't really like even training on the road but have to do what the coach orders.
Mr C-Dubbs, My friend Dwayne is an endurance junkie and is considering doing some of the NUE series. I know you have been known to participate in this sort of debauchery, and as such I told him that you might have some input for him. Check his blog out: DwayneG@blogspot.com. He is a super cool dude and an amazing rider. I think he did 249 miles at 24 hours of Nine mile on a 34x17 29er. Post coming soon on JenkemCycles. Praise Energor
Will check it out, the NUE series was fun but the scoring is a bit fucked up so you have to roll with the punches. 249 miles in 24 hours on a single, that crushes my nuts and then roasts them!
Dropped a couple of notes to Dwayne on the series and sent one to Coach to see if he can make the Sedona weekend. This could develop into some serious trouble if the right crew shows up. I am coming with Top Chef and Braveheart and the party faces will be on. Thanks for the kudos on the series and Baja but I got a bit of sand in the vagina and rode with gears. When you get to be over 50 it is a right that is earned. Should be back on the single again shortly.
A special thanks to the manufacturers listed below whose contributions have helped make it all happen.
Independent Fabrication
The gang at IF made bikes so beautiful they could be in a museum. Bottom line is if you don't put a leg over one of these fabulous frames you are already at a disadvantage.
Jerk Social Club
For providing the inspriation to be crazy
Race Results
2013 Bender At The Bluff - 1st Team
2013 Beer Cx - 1st Place
2012 Burnin At The Bluff - 4th Coed
2012 D2R2 - DNS
2012 Dark Horse 40 - DNS
2012 - W101 - 10 for 10, Who Cares What Place
2012 - NECS Gran Fondo - Supreme Leader
2012 Hilly Billy Roubaix - DNS
2012 - SInglespeed-a-Palooza - DNF & Retired
2012 - Tour of the Battenkill - 12th 45+ Blue
2102 - Chinaman 100 - Shanghai'ed
2011 - Wilderness 101 - 14th Masters
2011 - NECS Grand Fondo - Everyone Was A Winner
2011 - MFXC Non Race - Who Knows, It Was A Non Race
2011 - Singlespeed-a-Palooza - Chum
2010 - Beer Cross - Blotto
2010 - 6 Hours of Cathedral Pines - 1st Solo Masters/27th Overall
2010 - 628 Challenge - 1st Overall
2010 - Phantom Phest - 2nd Masters
2010 - Vermont 50 - DNS (Injury)
2010 - Wilderness 101 - 8th Masters (Course PR)
2010 Singlespeed-a-Palooza - Who knows but I had fun
8 comments:
Sounds like fun.
The only road racing I plan on doing though is the Johnny Cakes
Well this is more about doing something different then anything else. Not really my bag to race on the road and don't really like even training on the road but have to do what the coach orders.
Mr C-Dubbs,
My friend Dwayne is an endurance junkie and is considering doing some of the NUE series. I know you have been known to participate in this sort of debauchery, and as such I told him that you might have some input for him. Check his blog out: DwayneG@blogspot.com. He is a super cool dude and an amazing rider. I think he did 249 miles at 24 hours of Nine mile on a 34x17 29er. Post coming soon on JenkemCycles. Praise Energor
Doc,
Will check it out, the NUE series was fun but the scoring is a bit fucked up so you have to roll with the punches. 249 miles in 24 hours on a single, that crushes my nuts and then roasts them!
Regular Guy
Doctor,
Dropped a couple of notes to Dwayne on the series and sent one to Coach to see if he can make the Sedona weekend. This could develop into some serious trouble if the right crew shows up. I am coming with Top Chef and Braveheart and the party faces will be on. Thanks for the kudos on the series and Baja but I got a bit of sand in the vagina and rode with gears. When you get to be over 50 it is a right that is earned. Should be back on the single again shortly.
C-Dubs
Yes man, I will make contact with Nico Toscani as well. We will definitely paint the town brown.
Doctor
PS. Dwayne uses gears sometimes too. If I rode that much I am sure I would too.
It will be full suspension and gears in Sedona, so get ready to rumble.
i just painted the inside of my underpants brown. yikes.
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