Thursday, July 10, 2014

#Gran Fondo

#Time to shit or get off the pot
#Harden The Fuck Up
#These brave warriors have Superior Attitude Superior State of Mind
#C-Dubbs
#Top Chef
#Braveheart
#The Rose (as in wine) Queen
# Earl The Pearl
#Cathy "Makers Mark"
#Obamador
#Turbo Boost
#Rich Long
#Frank D
#Not Over 40
#John D

#7/12
#9:00 Rollout
#668 Sand Hill Rd in Gardiner
#Six Pack entry
#Surprise finish
#Outdoor shower
#BBQ
#Gran Fondo Grand Prize

#Instant Gran Fondo winner if you tread water here for 30 minutes.

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Roll Call

Okay you losers, here is the list of intelligent people that know where their bread is buttered (Bread Alone) and where the espresso will be poured (High Falls Coffee Shop)…don't be a loser and miss this incredible non event -
Top Chef
Mrs Top Chef (aka Rose Queen)
Braveheart
C-Dubbs
Rich L
Obamador
Turbo Boost
Earl the Pearl
Mrs Earl (aka Cathy, aka Makers Mark Queen)

Get signed up, for a six pack of beer you can't beat it.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

ATTENTION! Line Up, Sign Up & Reenlist Today - It's Gran Fondo Time


Alright you maggots, it's time to drop and give me 60. I don't care if it's 60 miles, 60 pushups or 60 ounces of beer, just bring a 6 pack and let me know by email, text or blog comment if you are in so we have a head count. Don't forget there will be a valuable door prize for everyone that does make it and a Gran Fondo of a prize for the overall non winner.