Monday, May 19, 2014

Tentative 2014 Non Race Series Schedule

While we are still recovering from the Bear Mountain Beatdown a quick post for the tentative dates of the summer of non racing. All dates are subject to the whim and fancy of the organizer so stay tuned for  moar details -

Gran Fondo - 7/12
Big Indian Scalping - 7/26
Chinaman 100 - 8/23
Redneck Roubaix - 8/31
Beer Cross - 9/13

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Time To Report For Duty

ATTENTION!!!!!

NECS warriors, Mission Bear Mountain Beatdown will take place this weekend. You are ordered to report for duty at 0900 hours. Equipment should include a battle hardened taint, superior attitude and superior state of mind.
Date - 5/17
Place - 45 Quaker Avenue, Cornwall
AT EASE!!!!!

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Game On - Bear Mountain Beatdown

The official  NECS/MRC non-race season kicks off in 10 days on Saturday 5/17 with the much feared El Obamador pain session, The Bear Mountain Beatdown. So far this season your esteemed author has managed to do a minimal of riding and a maximum of partying (thanks to Coach's visit to NYC) resulting in a gravitational shift that should prove to be quite challenging over the climbs (with the summit of Mt Kohler being the extent of this season's climbing). I can assure you if being a voyeur of pain and suffering gets your rocks off come and watch me inflict the maximum amount of suffering upon myself in the shortest amount of time.

Time and starting location will be released in the coming days so stay tuned. And remember this ride will leave you feeling like our furry friend at the end of this clip.